Sorry, admirers, for my absence. I kind of forgot about this blog until D.O.G. started blabbing about how his is taking off with a grand, spanking total of five whole followers (holy frick, someone get the paparazzi off of him before he suffocates). Unfortunately, I had plans for today so I can't write up my entire history for you at the moment.
So to satiate your desire for information on my life, I am going to instead share a video that I find helps explain the way I feel about my life sometimes. I hope you enjoy.